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How Come There’s No Place To Put The Shopping Carts?

Got this passed along via our friend Will.  When I asked who to credit, I was simply told “The Mailman.”

Ya have to wonder if this driver, when they came out, walked all around the parking lot swearing at Giant Eagle for not having any place so to store empty shopping carts!

Here’s a possibility, maybe this is a new Aldi’s thing to compete with the ZipCar…you know, the store where the carts are chained together and it costs you a 25-cents to detach one and use it.

What I REALLY wonder is… if the person that parked the car is the type of person that walks their OWN shopping cart all the way back to the rack OR if they are the kind of LAZY person that walks half-way to the cart return area and then gives that thing a big strong shove right toward the corral of unsuspecting, sleeping buggies, where it eventually BANGS off all of the carts in order to stop.

If it’s the latter, quite possibly, the driver put the car in neutral, ran along side of it, aimed it at this spot then SHOVED the car right into the spot.   If that’s all true Mr.-Rubber-Baby-Buggy-Buick-Bumper, we hope, when you go to drive your car home, it ends up having one of those wiggle-wheels, like on a shopping cart that irritates the @#$@ out of you the whole way home, Ya Jagoff!

 

Thanks “Mailman” and Will for being Honorary Jagoff Catchers today.

 

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