So I had one of those, first-time-in-a-long-time-what-da-hell-was-I-thinking-I-always-regret-this-trip trips to the Robinson/North Fayette area on a weekend. I had forgotten about the need to pack a few snacks for sustenance like a foil pack of rescue tuna and a case of water….in case I became isolated for a day or two.
The only thing between me and my destination was the trio of Block Blockers in the photo above.
That drivers who just happens to think THEIR destination is more important than yours so they pull through and block the intersection.
Now, in previous posts, we have recommended using the rules from the Preschool game, āRed Light, Green Light,ā where anyone still moving when āRed Lightā is hollered, must so back to the starting line and start all over.
Can you imagine a police officer walking up to this driver and saying, āGo back up to the parking lot at 24th Street and start your ride home all over again, Bucko!ā Heād be MORE PO’d than getting a $100 citation!!!
Hey Block-blocking Buckos, hereās how WE see thisā¦.
We hope that you drank a ton of coffee from Starbucks and an extra large Root Beer Float from Wahlburgers during your day at “the mall” and such…and forgot to take a last-minute trip to the restroom before hopping in your hey-look-at-me-and-my-self-importance car for the drive home. We hope that the drive home was uneventful EXCEPT for when you turned the final corner on to your streetā¦ at that point we hope you got stuck behind a dump truck, a Student Driver vehicle AND a Dodge Aspen with a ā50-year Memberā West Penn AAA sticker on the bumper driving 5-mph. On top of that, hopefully, your neighborās car was broken down across the front of your driveway even further delaying your bladder relief to the point that your eyes floated, Ya Jagoff!
Rachael Rennebeck is a Pittsburgh jagoff (the term of endearment version of jagoff of course) who cofounded YaJagoff Media, LLC. With decades of experience eating, drinking, shopping, living, and being among yinzers, we birthed the Pittsburgh-centric company encompassing all things related to the 412, oh, and the 724.
