Criminal Jagoffs

The Guy That Stole Pretty Much Everything Other Than an Actual Stole
Rachael Rennebeck
Well.. the word ALLEGEDLY should be in that title I suppose. Here’s the quick summary.. A guy… (not one of ...

The Dumbest Bank Robber
Rachael Rennebeck
My man! Last name is Flory.. so let’s call him “Marc Andre FLORY” since the Pens beloved goalie, Marc Andrew ...

Man Steals EMS SUV for Joy Ride
Rachael Rennebeck
Let me ask ya… if you were going to steal a car, would it be a generic blue or ...

Underwear Thief?
Rachael Rennebeck
Underwear thief?? Well… not like STEALING undies but like trying to steal stuff while he IN his undies! See full ...

EMS Crew Attacked?
Rachael Rennebeck
Awwww hell nawwww!!! Good ol’ Eleanor Thorpe decided that the EMS professionals assessing and treating her father needed a bit of ...