A Bad Lingerie Lift
So to get this blog post started, we thought: every awesome law-breaker had/has a cool nickname... BabyFace Nelson, Chicken Man, etc. This guy deserves a name like Nipples Malone!
Nipples...
So He Swam in the River To Flee the Po-po But…
Yep... you see that correctly. A criminal wrecked some cars then jumped into the Monongahela River to get away from the cops. Well... since he wasn't able to swim...
Dewey Got Dropped Shipped Some Dog Doo-doo
Hmmmm... who does this kind of stuff? Wait... what ADULT does this kind of stuff? Wait...even more, who does this kind of stuff knowing full well that Post Offices...
