WOW!  A fire storm of “Jagoff” use last week in the print media over the “News Paper Whose Name Is Now Banned By Us” banning the use of the term “Jagoff.”

We thought about not writing about this issue since so many others did but, then we thought, last August CBS-Pittsburgh awarded us “Blogger of the Year” award.. AND USED OUR NAME.  Then, last week we got all “pee pants” excited when Pittsburgh Magazine announced that we were recognized as their 2012 “Best Local Blogger” in the readers’ poll AND THEY USED OUR NAME.  So we figured, now that there is a ban on the term “Jagoff” at the “News Paper Whose Name Is Now Banned By Us” there is ZERO possibility of winning any type of award there soooooooooooooooooo here’s our post.

The “deets” in case you missed them.

The “News Paper Whose Name Is Now Banned By Us” writer, Rebecca Sodergren wrote an article about Ex-Pittsburghers WANT for Pittsburgh things.  She wrote: “Dem Jagoff didn’t cut my chip chop ham right, n’at.” (Click HERE for article)

THAT led to David Shribman, executive editor of the “News Paper Whose Name Is Now Banned By Us,” distributing an internal email that included, “The word “jagoff” has no place in the “News Paper Whose Name Is Now Banned By Us” or “News Paper Whose Name Is Now Banned By Us.com.”

Then THAT led to the Pittsburgh City Paper’s Chris Potter writing an inside-back-cover full page about the history of the word Jagoff then a national media monitoring blogger, Jim Romenesko to post something about how silly this “ban” is.

Finally, Beaver County Times writer, J.D. Prose, used the issue to call out some political jagoffs.

So here we are. What to do?

We’re not about calling anyone at the “News Paper Whose Name Is Now Banned By Us.” Their writing staff can be pretty cool.  As evidenced by someone in their company leaking this silly memo.

Here are our thoughts on what we CAN do:

We need to ban together and figure out how we can get the word “Jagoff” into the “News Paper Whose Name Is Now Banned By Us.”  Might it be one of our followers placing a CLASSIFIED AD for a garage item or job or whether it be a company that sells mirrors that writes this into their ad, FFOGAJ so that , when you hold it in a mirror, you see it.  First follower to verify some type of sneaky placement gets a $100 gift card from us.

Second, we are going to suggest to the “News Paper Whose Name Is Now Banned By Us” that additional terms/ phrases be IMMEDIATELY removed from the publication due to possible confusion for offensiveness:

  • Ho (as in Santa’s Ho-Ho-Ho or Hawaiian singer Don Ho or his sister who is indeed a Ho unless she gets married and changes her name)
  • Hoe (as in garden hoe)
  • Screw (as in a cylindrical rod incised with one or more helical or advancing spiral threads)
  • (In the comments section below, feel free to add OTHER potentially offensive words)

In the meantime to Mr. Shribman of the “News Paper Whose Name Is Now Banned By Us,” LIGHTEN UP, especially with how the term “Jagoff” was used in the original article….(waaaait for it)…..Ya Jagoff!!!

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FYI, we totally realize that our “ban” will have zero affect on the “News Paper Whose Name Is Now Banned By Us” but it was FUN to write.

 

11 COMMENTS

  1. Please add the following to the list of potentially offensive words:

    Cock- as in a rooster, or part of a compound word describing the control seat of an aircraft (cockpit)

    Prick- to break the skin barrier with a sharp object

    Dick- as in the familiar form of Richard

    Melons- as in a pair of fleshy round or oblong-shaped fruit

    These terms may be slightly suggestive, therefore completely offensive and should be banned from the publication in question. I felt dirty even writing this email, but I felt it was necessary to ban these words to infringe on the Constitutional Rights of others.

  2. Well, you can put an add in paper that reads. Jaguar for sale, low mileage, great condition. Got the Jag off from my dad he hardly road it! Please call if interested to etc.etc.
    LOL only thing I can think of right now

  3. It would seem the use of “grass” should be stopped as it suggests drug use, as would “baked.” “Stones,” “wiener,” “sausage” and “Flyer Fans,” must also be banned as they could paint a picture of male genital to the more sensitive readers of postgajagoff.

  4. Last week on the Weather Channel, they were airing reports about the hurricane in Florida, and showing video of people doing stupid and dangerous things and admonishing them. So a viewer sent in a video of his neighbor backing out of the garage and into the flooded street where many cars were already stranded in the 2 foot deep water, and the viewer made a statement to introduce his video ” Check out this idiot”. The female presenter said ” Oh, I wish he hadn’t used the ‘I’ word.” Of course the first thing I thought was, “what a jagoff!” The presenter, of course. Obviously this guy was an idiot because he was putting his life in danger as there had been numerous warnings to stay off the flooded streets. The driver was…a jagoff, the presenter was… a jagoff. Why? Because for some situations, only the discriptive word ‘jagoff’ will do. We all know what it means, and it don’t mean that. It’s just that sometimes some one is such an incredible idiot that idiot doesn’t cut it. Even super idiot doesn’t cut it, hence the term ‘ jagoff’. My point in all this is that the person who doesn’t wish to have the word jagoff in print in his newspaper is by association, a jagoff. Therefore, I say we chip in and send him a YaJagoff gift basket, including a t-shirt, hoodie, coffee mug and letter telling him how he won this prize package of jagoffery. I love words. They are the best! Happy Independance Day, Ya Jagoffs! (also, I love yinz guys!)

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