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So Is This The “Peter Parker Authority” Now?

Haaaaaaaaa…. I like it when these are easy!!!
This photo even came in with it’s own Jagoff-estrator markings!!!

Here’s the message that came with the pic above:

If this were me, I’d be tagged and towed or BOOTED.. what a pair of jagoffs. This was on the Northside on Tripoli street today.. Both cars seemed to be there for a long time…

Haaaaa kind of like an 19-year old sitting elbow-to-elbow at a bar with an LCB rep!  Or, even MORE crazy, a body guard hanging out with a City Mayor and paying for his stuff with a secret debit card!  Oh wait…um… never mind that second one.

Quite honestly, I have no idea what the protocol is when an official Parking Authority vehicle, is caught by an official Peter Parking Authority vehicle.  I feel like this is a crazy double-agent, Bourne Identity thing going on here!

Hey Parking Authority, we realize that you don’t really have “authority” over parking around neighborhood Stop signs but you are indeed an “authority” on parking…meaning, you should know and abide by the rules the rest of us live by!  If not, how can you be considered a parking “authority?”

Connie, you did all of the heavy lifting for the  blog post today!!!!!   But I just can’t sit in my lawn chair on my front porch, with my jorts rolled up and my t-shirt sleeves rolled up to my shoulders working on my ”Pittsburgh Tan” and let you carry all the weight.  So here’s my 9 cents worth (it used to be my 2 cents worth but the price of gas has caused me to increase my fees).

 People who live in glass houses, shouldn’t throw stones
*  Let he who casts the first stone, not live in a glass house
*  Let he who drives a Parking Authority be a parking “authority”
* Let he who parks too close to ANY stop sign get a citation like the rest of us commoners would get, Ya Jagoffs!
Thanks to Connie Boyd-Concannon for being our Honorary Jagoff Catcher for today’s post AND for her awesome Jagoffestrator skills.

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