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Drunken Stupor or Drunk and Stupid?

  Look mom, NO HANDS (to put out in front of me to protect my head and face from making direct contact with the concrete while I am drunk)! Same ol’ story: Big concert at Heinz Field People don’t know how to drink responsibly. They forget that fighting at a tailgate is far different than … Read more

Bump The Drunk Bus Driver, Bring In Mike Milbury!

  So we had Mr. Drunk school bus driver slated for today but, NHL hockey announcer, Mike Milbury, started mucking and grinding in the media corners yesterday and rose to the level of “Breaking Jagoff News” today.  (Mr. Drunk bus driver will be here tomorrow.) So, some of you may not be hockey fans and … Read more

Deck The Drunks With Bows of Holly (Cuz It Makes For GREAT Internet Pics)

You knew we had to get at least one submission of a New Year’s Jagoff! This may look like one of those silly internet pics that get passed around with a note, that says something like, “This is my sister’s friend’s, friend’s, second cousin on her mother-in-law’s side.” It’s not.  It’s fresh from a couple … Read more

What Ever Happened To Getting Drunk And Telling Everyone “I LOVE YOU?”

So last night on Facebook we asked who we should post as today’s Jagoff?  The 75 year-old lady that had to have SWAT called on her?  The Fayette County wedding couple who’s first fight of their hour-long marriage was a 50-person fist fight with some wedding crashers or these boys? Facebook Followers spoke! These two neighbors started drinking. … Read more