Hey, we usually have a video posted here on Wednesdays. But, we had to get this posted for sure.
Breaking Jagoff News!!
The other night on a Jet Blue flight to Boston, after the Pens/Bruins game, a baby was apparently crying and the pilot made a comment that Sidney Crosby must be on the plane. No doubt the, ready for prime time, Boston media, headed home with smiles bigger than me when I score my one goal per year in pick-up hockey, got some joy outta that. A couple of them tweeted about it as you see above.
Well!! As Sister Anecita would say to someone “clowning around” in her religion class…..”So you think your’e funny mister? Let’s see how funny you can be in the Principal’s Office!”
Jesus… the Bruins beat the snot out of the Pens and that’s all you can muster up? There’s good reason why your a pilot and not a writer for David Letterman!
Now some Pittsburghers say the guy should be fired or that we should boycott the airlines or… blah.. blah.. blah!
We say, get Sid to write a check tomorrow to buy the entire Jet Blue airline and then do an episode of Under Cover Boss with that guy. Better yet, get Sister Anecita on that plane and let her know that Mr. Pilot thinks he’s a clown! His knuckles and mental state will NEVER be the same.
Hey “Jet Blue JazzBo,” keep up those high-level jokes and maybe a real airline like Southwest will hire ya! Better yet, you might even get a cable show, “The Cash Cabin!” where people get to play trivia questions for money during their trip and get kicked out of the emergency exit when they miss 3 questions. (Get it?? A little take on Cash Cab!! lol!! I should be writing pilot jokes!!)
But while you’re waiting for that cable show offer, how about just sticking to the script and telling everyone when you’ve turned the seat belt light on or off and when we might be able to look out the left window to see the Great Lakes. And while you’re on Auto Pilot, check out Sid’s regular season stats (even injured) and how they compare to any Bruin stats, Ya Jagoff!!
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