More Aloha Jagoffery!
Anyone remember the old "Oh! I must be in the front row!" Miller Lite commercial? If you don't, of course, we have it for ya (below).
Well... seems like THIS...
Hey Baby What’s Your (Parking) Sign
Well it ain't nothin' to do with astrology!
This parking job… is not accidental like… I-was-kinda-on-my-cell-phone-and-just-lost-track-of-the-lines-but-I-was-only-gonna-be-a-minute-picking-up-some-milk stuff. This is blatant jagoffery, #PeterParkers.
The bottom line, the phrase "I’ll-just-be-a-minute" is the biggest lie ever because...
Parking in Omaha Nebraska…Yikes!
Nonconformity can be good for some. But not when you're in the middle of a parking lot because this @#$% is gonna mess everything up once everyone starts to...
