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3 Step #PeterParkers and a Song!

Bad Parking, Jagoffs, Pittsburgh, Parking fail

PROGRAMMING NOTE:  If you were looking for a Yakkin’ With YaJagoff Episode today, don’t panic.  We’ve moved the videos to Thursdays!  You’ll see one tomorrow!

You may be old enough to know the Lynrd Skynrd song, “Gimme three steps, gimme three steps, mister, Gimme three steps towards the door.  PARKING LINES!”  This is a good example of how one bad apple can spoil the whole bunch! (Go ahead, you can sing that like Michael Jackson).

The dirty red car (so dirty that, if they washed it, they’d probably get better gas mileage) parked and then, just like in grade school when you cheated on a test but copied off of the dumb kid who failed the test, the other drives chose to follow copy the poor parking instead of taking some initiative and correcting the situation.

God bless our Honorary Jagoff Catcher for the #PeterParkers stakeout mission and keeping tabs on this!  We appreciate his hard work in documenting the jagoffery. Not sure if he did this alone OR if he had a stakeout partner that we can eventually make a “cop buddy” movie out of the intense mission.

SCENE OPENS: Two SJU (Special Jagoff Unit) officers sitting in a car eating Primanti Sandwiches, doing research on unsolved Jagoff violations, when they get a tip from their snitch, “Dawny,” about the red car that didn’t know how to park.  They give “Dawny” a 5-spot then slide into action with smartphones and snapchat apps drawn and holding steady…”

O.K… one more music reference before ya go…of course it has to be Mr. Rogers.

It’s such a good feeling to know you’re alive.
It’s such a happy feeling: You’re SOMEWHERE inside.
And when you park you probably say,
“I think I’ll park like a Jagoff, t’day.”
It’s such a good feeling, a very good feeling,
The feeling you know that ……You’re a Jagoff!

Thanks to today’s Honorary Jagoff Catcher D Tonzo for today’s pics (and major stakeout mission)

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