Parking Lot Jagoffs

Jun 11 2013

A New Jagoff Catching “Hero”

Look at our man… our new Hero of “Peter Parkers” …tagging us with chalk-talk, right there!!!

Some photo as been floating around the internet of a car that parked poorly with the word A#$hole written in chalk behind it!!  Well, our man, Jman, has taken this Jagoff catching to a new level.  Make sure you take note of the Jagoff Catching Challenge at the end of this blog post.

So here are the LATEST Jagoff Parking pics that have come in from, Twitter feed, Facebook and Instagram . (No Vine videos yet!)  As usual, if you don’t understand the  ”Peter Parker” reference, click here “Peter Parkers.”

In the meantime, check out these pics, one of them, from Ross Park Mall, delivered to us just yesterday afternoon!

First up, the Ross Park Mall pic.  When contacted, mall security said they were too busy working on other stuff to respond.

 

And here’s one from a deputized Jagoff Catcher and Pittsburgh connection in Hyde Park, New York!  By the way, this car is parked in a NO PARKING area AND opposite of the ONE WAY sign!!!

And then look at this. You have to wonder what the driver thought when the damned door hit the meter!!!! “Hey, who installed these meters so close to the cars??”

 

And who needs lines when ya have a caddy!!  That’s it, the older you get, the SAFER it is to drive a car the size of an AIRCRAFT CARRIER!!!

And finally, this person from Hawaii, must be a track star… thinking that they have to lock in to the starting block and get a head start on the race for home!!!

Sooooooo below is the sample photo that has been passed around the internet.  But………………

………..Jagoff Catchers can do better!!!!

Grab your chalk, like Jman did, and have at it!!  See the sample below that we made with our Jagoff-estrator.

Who’s next??  Send your pics to us at YaJagoff@comcast.net!!!

 

 

Special thanks to @nsuki (Twitter), Brian Dixon, Deb Bohan , Bryan R. (Facebook) and  @808norit from Instagram, for being Honorary Jagoff Catchers for today’s blog post!!!  And thanks to Jman H (Facebook) for the very first Jagoff Chalk Talk photo!!!

 

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May 24 2013

Another Plethora of “Peter Parkers” From All Over

ANOTHER Peck of “Peter Parkers” …just in time to lead us into the Holiday Weekend!  As has been said before,  the inbox, Twitter feed, Facebook and Instagram feeds have been busy.  By the way, if you don’t understand the  ”Peter Parker” reference, click here “Peter Parkers.”

It’s clear that people all over the place have no idea how to park and, in some cases, completely lack courtesy.

Now pay attention as you go through this because, at the end, we have a new Jagoff Catching Challenge.

First up, Dormont.  We can just picture this person, doing their best to back into this spot, but, being sooooooooooooooooo bad at backing up, that they zig-zag from left to right 29 times within 7 feet!  And, somehow, they end up straight but have no idea where they are on earth in relation to other cars.

 

And what has to be said about the next Jagoff, from Cherry City area, parked in front of a NO PARKING sign and ON TOP of a No Parking sign!!!  Really????  I can see their excuse, “ I didn’t see the sign on the ground!” Well, that’s probably right because you’re directly on top of if Ya Jagoff!

And then look at this.

The pizza delivery guy is training to be a State Trooper in that, he parks HIS car like one… behind the other car, just in case he has to peel out when they make a run for it while he’s giving them a “You Parked Great citation!

And now this…..blocking 2 cross walks and one fire hydrant!

It’s basically the trifecta of Jagoffery!  Well, at least I thought so.  But then I did some investigating and found out this car model has dog instincts.  You can actually shove rawhide bones under the hood every once in a while but you live in hell for the next 24 hours while the car spurts out horrible flatulence!

But this one is THEEEEEEE bestest!  And the reasons are, it comes all the way from Hawaii AND the Jagoff Catchers “Photobombed” their Peter Parker pic!  How awesome that???  It’s their brush with greatness.

 

Sooooo with all of this going on, what are we to do?  Clearly blogging about this gets nowhere!

Well wait no longer!!  Here’s a sample photo that a Facebook follower, Tom Link posted on the wall.  It’s a great photo because of the personalized notations.

And then THAT gave me an idea… get everyone to start carrying chalk!  And then, notate the parking space as is simulated by our Jagoff-estrator in the pic below and BOOM!.. there ya have it, smartphone pic for a life time!!!

So which one of you will cast the first CHALK STICK????  And remember, don’t touch anyone else’s car…. but feel free to draw around it…(no mouth- soap-washing words please.)So the challenge is on.  Who will be the first to show a sample of parking lot version of our Jagoffestrator?

In the meantime, if you’re a driver that has no clue as to how to park, start taking the bus and get the hell out of OUR way, Ya Jagoffs!!

 

Special thanks to @Spode411 and @nskalos58, (Twitter), Tony Link, Scott B., Colleen F. and her Brother Dan F. (Facebook) and  @ndromb, @808norit from Instagram, for being Honorary Jagoff Catchers for today’s blog post!!!

 

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Apr 26 2013

Another PLETHORA of “Peter Parkers”

Peter Piper Picked ANOTHER Peck of “Peter Parkers” for today.   As has been said before,  the inbox, Twitter feed, Facebook and feeds have been full of  ’em!  And for the explanation of why we call them what we call them, click here “Peter Parkers.”

This parking situation is basically getting no better…. none.. zero..zip.  Do we think people are parking like this on purpose and then taking a picture of their own car and sending them in??  Well, we MIGHT believe that if the cars in the photos had FOR SALE signs on them.

Like the top photo… here’s the Facebook message that came with the photo,

Saw me taking the pic as she walked away and just didn’t give a s%)t.

Then we have this one….

What?  Do you really… really…really… nick-nack-patty-wack, Ocka bocka soda crocker, ocka bocka boo … think that this person DIDN’T do this on purpose??  Wait.. maybe someone painted the lines AFTER this driver parked!!!

And then this West Virginia-plated car was found by the Clemente  Bridge… where they leaving room on each side just in case they had a hankerin’ to burn a couple of COUCHES???

And then look at this…

Hmmmmmm… guessing it is possible to be handicapped and ride a motorcycle but…. is that really practicle ?  Sure, maybe a bad leg, bad heart… but.. with a bad lag or bad heart… bad enough to have an H card, should you be wearing a motorcycle between your legs, trying to hold it up at red lights??

But this next one is a FAV.. because, a few weeks ago, we posted a similar photo from the old Civic Arena lot with people being jammed in and unable to get out in the event of some type of leave-work-early situation.. (Like March Madness tickets).  This photo below is a REPEAT of the same stuff!!  Did these people learn NOTHING from the previous weeks.  This situation is going to get volatile soon… be prepared!

 

And then we go to the next photo that came with a tweet,

Office. Park the Caddy wherever you like, lady.

Seems that we are all lucky that those concrete bumper-thingies was there to catch it as the older lady, who probably shouldn’t even be driving, or should be at least driving a Chevy Volt… and NOT driving something the size of an aircraft carrier!!!

At this point, it’s hard to offer any more solutions get this this issue fixed!  We’ve been posting thes for over 2 years.  We’re outta solutions!  Except for this one:

Tow all of these vehicles to Philadelphia.  Put them in a downtown Philly lots and, as the tow truck driver leaves the car behind, they place a sticker on the car that says, “I hate everything about Philthadelpha!   But here’s my cell number anyways, maybe we can chit chat  xxx-xxx-xxxx!”  And then put the drivers on a Megabus on a trip to Philly to reunite with their car…. but only give them half of the cash that it will take to get their car out of the Philly bound and make them work for the rest!!!

Now THAT is something my 8th grade Catholic School home room nun, Sister Anecita, would be proud of.  Someone learn how to park, Ya Jagoffs!!

 

Special thanks to @Pantster and @Colin_Dunlap (Twitter), Tony Goff, Stanley Pawlaski, Bush, N. Simington and Robert Gerlach (Facebook) for being Honorary Jagoff Catchers for today’s blog post!!!

 

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