Parking Lot Jagoffs

Horrible Parking Woes Continue



It’s been a while since I dedicated a post to parking jagoffs,  #PeterParkers as we call them here.

For some reason, people continue to just not care about what those little lines are for on the parking lot surface OR how others conform to the painted-line norms.

Upper Left –> Trader Jack’s Flea Market

Upper Right–> Pittsburgh Mills Mall

Bottom Center–> Unknown other than, in that there Handicap Spot

While we do not recommend damaging anyone’s vehicle, pretending you’re a driver in a back-hoe at a junkyard smacking these cars around is almost as invigorating as talking about how much of an idiot Johnny Manziel is or how much of a Jagoff Tom Brady is…. ALMOST!

When you see #PeterParkers, here’s what we recommend that you do… other than sitting in your car, waiting for the drivers to come out and then, like you did back in first grade, from a distance, pretending that you’re squishing the drivers’ heads in between your pointing-finger and thumb!

We recommend having some chalk to write on the ground – highlighting the Jagoff Parker’s mistake.

Then write on the ground.

Take a photo of the car and chalk.

Submit the photo to us.

Place this printed note on/near their car.


Just click on this or download it and hit PRINT.


It will print 2 tickets on a standard 8.5 x 11 piece of paper.

Do NOT ruin anyone’s vehicle!!

Thanks to Facebook followers, Jason SnyderChuck Feroce and Audrey Joyce for being our Honorary Jagoff Catchers

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When They Paint The Lines Incorrectly On the Parking Lots


Got these from some followers.  On the left, Pittsburgh Mills Mall.  On the right, Waterworks Plaza.  “PeterParkers!”

My man in the pick-up even had a legal spot right next to him but nope!!

Maybe these people park like this because of the stress of driving Route 28 each day?  Or maybe they are rope ladder technicians and the design of the lines is too hard to pass up?  Maybe these drivers are hopscotch professionals and, when they got out of their vehicle, they threw a stone down and hoped on one leg to the store’s door?

Hey PeterParkers, no matter how bad you park, I still don’t hate you as much as I hate the people that send me daily invites to play Candy Crush but learn how to park, Ya Jagoffs!



In a Hurry to Get a 55 Gallon Jug of Mustard?


New here and don’t know what a #PeterParker is?  See here.

This was taken at Sam’s Club in the West Mifflin area. I guess you have to give this #PeterParkers driver credit for getting in perfectly between the uprights. Maybe they thought it was a weigh station where you get weighed BEFORE you my your cart full of unnecessary quantities of breakfast muffins and shaving cream, load it with your booty and then weigh it again and pay per pound!

Nice parking job, hope you were successful at your emergency run for the case of 1,561 Blueberry Pop-Tarts, Ya Jagoff!