Parking Lot Jagoffs

When They Paint The Lines Incorrectly On the Parking Lots


Got these from some followers.  On the left, Pittsburgh Mills Mall.  On the right, Waterworks Plaza.  “PeterParkers!”

My man in the pick-up even had a legal spot right next to him but nope!!

Maybe these people park like this because of the stress of driving Route 28 each day?  Or maybe they are rope ladder technicians and the design of the lines is too hard to pass up?  Maybe these drivers are hopscotch professionals and, when they got out of their vehicle, they threw a stone down and hoped on one leg to the store’s door?

Hey PeterParkers, no matter how bad you park, I still don’t hate you as much as I hate the people that send me daily invites to play Candy Crush but learn how to park, Ya Jagoffs!



In a Hurry to Get a 55 Gallon Jug of Mustard?


New here and don’t know what a #PeterParker is?  See here.

This was taken at Sam’s Club in the West Mifflin area. I guess you have to give this #PeterParkers driver credit for getting in perfectly between the uprights. Maybe they thought it was a weigh station where you get weighed BEFORE you my your cart full of unnecessary quantities of breakfast muffins and shaving cream, load it with your booty and then weigh it again and pay per pound!

Nice parking job, hope you were successful at your emergency run for the case of 1,561 Blueberry Pop-Tarts, Ya Jagoff!

It’s a “PeterParkers” Tuesday (From Kentucky)


It kind of looks like one of those, “I have to hurry up and return my Red Box movie so I’ll block everyone else’s way just for a sec while I hurry up and do that but, uh-oh, I ended up seeing another movie that I want so I’ll just be another minute” parking sitches.. (what the cool kids call situations these days.)

But… NOPE!  Here’s the email that came with the pic from Louisville, Kentucky.

Saw this yesterday in Louisville. And immediately thought of you. I sat for five minutes waiting on someone to come out and get their car. But no, someone actually parked that way.

And the cool part, as pointed out by the Jagoffestrator, is that there was a parking spot 5 feet away!  It’s kind of like my kids who put their dirty cereal bowl on the counter….which is 6″ above dishwasher where the bowl SHOULD go!

Hey there Derby-dope… (yeah.. I did that all on my own given the Kentucky thing and all), did ya have to pee, run outta gas, are you a Sargent  of Arms for Weight Watchers that stakes out people who fall off the wagon and run into bakeries?

I hope ya pee with a little better aim then ya park, Ya Jagoff!

Thanks to Jason Falls, international social media big-wig with a Pittsburgh connection, for being our Honorary Jagoff Catcher.

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