Who me? Yes…. SOMEONE! But not sure who yet.
Typical band stuff… the kids held fundraisers to pay for a trip to Disney in Florida. Always a proud moment to play in the Disney parade! The trip, of course, is now in jeopardy. See full story at TribDem.com.
Well, that plan is spoiled because the money seems to be missing. In the terms of our friend, Cousin Lisa, “Who does that?” Who emotionally tortures the kids who have worked hard to earn a buck for a proud Disney moment?
We don’t know who it was yet but we wanna gear up on a solid plan of punishment for when they catch whomever or the whomevers!
First, they are forced to sit, squashed, in a 1st grade desk and we make sure that their adult legs are properly stuck underneath the desktop. Then we duct tape their ankles so that we’re one-hundred-percent sure that they cannot get out. Second, we feed them some typical Grade D meat cafeteria chili and greasy tater tots and lace the chili with hot peppers and, of course some Miralax.. lots of it! That’s gotta “stimulate” the ol’ colon a bit. Then, we get the students to come in and do that tortilla slap challenge on them…with one twist…the tortillas are actually burlap material and the students all get one burlap tortilla slap for every dollar each of them raised. And no bathroom breaks in between to handle the bowel problems.. NO HALL PASS! After all of that, the students get to escort the culprit(s) to the magistrate for arraignment.
Whomever you are…we can’t wait until your caught… YaJagoffs!
