The news is telling us that we don’t need masks on airplanes but not one person said it was ok to take your shoes and socks off!
What is it with people thinking it’s OK to get on a flight, that lasts and hour and forty-five minutes, and get comfy like their in their own living room….shoes off, socks off, blanket, neck-pillow thingy?
(By the way, those neck-pillow thingies look really silly on you when you keep them on walking to the airplane bathroom. Ya look like you’re wearing a head-only life preserver in the event you get sucked into the blue water!)
But seriously, you can’t go two hours without kicking off your shoes? Do ya have a Fireplace App on your phone that you can run and maybe some wood-burning-scented hand cream that you can bring out too??
Keep your shoes on… you’re on an airplane not at home on your iced-tea-stained–potato-chips-and-pretzels-and-pop-tart-crumb-between-the-cushions couch, Ya Jagoff!!
