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#PeterParkers Jagoffery: Almost a Hat Trick

Peter Piper Picked ANOTHER Peck of “Peter Parkers” for today.   Ok.. just one but it’s a two-for on handicapped signs!  As has been said before,  the inbox, Twitter feedFacebook and feeds have been full of  ’em!  And for the explanation of why we call them what we call them, click here “Peter Parkers.”

To be honest, after years of blogging about it, car-parking skills are getting no better…. none..  Do we think people are parking like this on purpose and then taking a picture of their own car and sending them in??  Well, we MIGHT believe that if the cars in the photos had FOR SALE signs on them.

Here’s the Facebook message that came with the photo from one of our Canadian hockey buds:

Only a true jagoff thinks that, not only is it ok to park in a handicap spot, but that it is equally ok to take up two!!

It’s sooooo hard to offer any more solutions to get this this issue fixed!  We’ve been posting these for over 6 years.  We’re outta solutions!  Except for this one:

Tow all of this vehicle to Philadelphia.  Put it in a downtown Philly lots and, as the tow truck driver leaves the car behind, they place a sticker on the car that says, “I hate everything about Philthadelpha!   But here’s my cell number anyways, maybe we can chit chat  xxx-xxx-xxxx!”  And then put the drivers on a Megabus on a trip to Philly to reunite with their car…. but only give them half of the cash that it will take to get their car out of the Philly bound and make them work for the rest!!!

Learn how to park courteously, Ya Jagoff!  Ya HOSER!!!!

Thanks to D. Herman for being today’s Honorary Jagoff Catcher!! 

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