OLNY the lonely! (Dum-dum-dum-dumdy-doo-wah)
Check out this pic from the intersection of McCoy Road and Pine Hollow Road in Kennedy Township from yesterday! Oooopsies! We always say here at the YaJagoff HQ, “typos kill punchlines” but in this case, this typo IS the punchline. We were notified by a half-dozen of people about this pic yesterday. Once we verified who took the photos (and will remain anonymous) and that this wasn’t a photo shop, we activated the YaJagoff Breaking News Center!
OLNY the lonely! (Dum-dum-dum-dumdy-doo-wah! Ooh-yay-yay-yay-yeah)
Thinking that the boss of this road crew is home singing a version of the Roy Orbison song:
OLNY the lonely (dum-dum-dum-dumdy-doo-wah)
Know the way I feel tonight (ooh-yay-yay-yay-yeah)
OLNY the lonely (dum-dum-dum-dumdy-doo-wah)
Know my spelling ain’t right (dum-dum-dum-dumdy-doo-wah)
There goes my typo (bup, bup, bup, bup!)
There goes my job (bup, bup, bup, bup!)
They’re gone forever (bup, bup, bup, bup!)
So far apart (bup, bup, bup, bup!)
But only the lonely (background singers: and everyone on the internet)
Know why
I cry
Dum-dum-dum-dumdy-doo-wah
Ooh-yay-yay-yay-yeah
Oh-oh-oh-oh-wah
OLNY the lonely (dum-dum-dum-dumdy-doo-wah)
Know the heartaches I’ve been through t’day (ooh-yay-yay-yay-yeah)
OLNY the lonely (dum-dum-dum-dumdy-doo-wah)
Know I cry, cry over the typos (dum-dum-dum-dumdy-doo-wah)
Maybe tomorrow (bup, bup, bup, bup!)
A new spelling chance (bup, bup, bup, bup!)
No more sorrow (bup, bup, bup, bup!)
But that’s the chance (bup, bup, bup, bup!)
You gotta take If your spell checker breaks
OLNY the lonely (Dum-dum-dum-dumdy-doo-wah)
The cool thing that verified this all happened? A photo of the correction with a bunch of “Oh-!##*$-we-have-to-scrape-the-L-and-N-off-of-the-street-before-someone-gets-a-picture-for-Facebook” scrape marks on the road!!
Oppps! Not fast enough. But good fix. You can hardly tell. Remember, typos kill punchlines but.. this typo is killin’ the Pittsburgh internet… YaJagoffs
NOTE: You’re welcome for the Roy Orbison ear worm!! And thanks so much to everyone that notified us about the photo!
