We’re gonna keep the identity of “Michael” hidden for now. It seems only fair since the person who wrote the non-neighborly-neighbor note took the anonymous route but signing it, “The Neighbors.” Ya know, the old “they say” or “they said” cowardly jagoffery.
In case ya can’t read the note in its very professionally hand written magic marker.. (Or is that actually a crayon? )… it is telling Michael that the neighbors don’t like his weeds laying on the street AND they are tired of his hang-out-with-people-you-like fires! Oh! Maybe you’re just cranky because you missed your invite? Then again, you sound like such a fun person, it doesn’t sound like even the Grim Reaper would invite ya to a hangout??
The cool part is that, Michael, got this note and was so motivated by it that he tacked it up on his fridge.. just as proud of it as a 3rd grade math paper with an A+ on it.
Is this really how neighbors should be communicating? Michael pulled a bunch of weeds to clean up the yard.. but somehow, this one neighbor who seems to have failed 4th grade art AND handwriting class had an issue with the weeds laying around while Michael took a little break.
Myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy neighbor…. please go back home and get some guts. Maybe even bake and apple pie and give it to Michael when you stop over and nicely chat with him about his weeds and how nice is yard NOW looks! Meantime, please go purchase a computer and printer for these kind of notes. You’re looking a bit like a kidnapper. Oh.. and.. looks like you missed a class or 2 on how to use apostrophes too… ya jagoff!
