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Know Your Vehicle!

Jagoff blog in Pittsburgh

At the entrance of the casino, this driver decided to take their first gamble… gambling on the height of the van they were driving vs. what all of the preparatory signs say. Instead of knowing how high the van is, the driver decided to drive right up to the tube that is hanging across the entrance way and, when the van hit, ching-chang-cling-ding-ding-ding-ding (and other assorted casino noises) went of in their head letting them know that the van was too high to get in.

What happened next you say? Well, glad that you asked because all of the 5 or 6 cars that were smack up behind the van, just as excited to get into the casino, had to figure out how to back up into traffic to give the van some “high roller” room!

So the question is, does one now know how high their vehicle is before they get in it and drive? The answer should be obvious but gives us a chance to answer with a classic Kenny Rogers song adaptation: The Gambler!

You’ve got to know when to hold ‘up
Know when to stop
Know when to not pull in
And know when to go around.
Ya need to know your van height
When you’re sittin’ at the parking lot
Cause there ain’t no time for measuring
When you’re pullin’ in…. YaJagoff!


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