It’s Girl Scout Cookie season, THANK GOD!!! I pretty much ate whatever cookies that were in the freezer, from last year, during last night’s Steelers loss to the Brady Bunch!
Once I accepted that the game was a blow-out, I decided to stop eating but I had a partial sleeve of frozen Trefoils sitting there looking at me. And ya KNOW ya can’t EVER leave behind a partial sleeve or row of Girl Scout cookies! So I crushed them into my mouth. Guilt be gone cuz they have no icing!!!!
Now today, I feel guilty.. and it might be time to conjure up a YaJagoff Diet Book. Diet books ALWAYS make MONEY. Here’s how mine would go:
Forward: By Jack LaLane’s Ghost Writer (Really a ghost)
Chapter 1: Don’t Eat that 5th Slice of Pizza!
Chapter 2: Why Did You Eat the 5th Pizza? (Subtitle – Why Are You Even Reading This Book If Yer Not Gonna Listen?)
Chapter 3: No More Snacking After 9 (A.M. that is!)
Chapter 4: Put Down the Remote and GET UP To Change the Channel Chubbins
Chapter 5: Take Yer Dirty Clothes Off of the Treadmill
Chapter 6: Have Some Pride, Step On Your Own Scale and Stand In Front Of Your Own Mirror!
Chapter 7: How’s That Weigh Loss Resolution Going???
And, of course, the Closing Remarks would be one simple sentence, JUST PUSH AWAY FROM THE TABLE, YA JAGOFF!!!!!
OK.. remember to order those cookies!!!!!
