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Get In The Fast Lane Grandma!!!


We received two of these in the same week!!  One on Facebook (pic above) and one Tweet.

This is the quote that accompanied the Facebook pic:

“Blocking the pumps while cleaning your windshield, headlights and tail lights is just plain ignorant!”

This is the tweet that happened on the same day (separate incident)

We can’t believe it has taken this long to catch someone doing this cuz it seems to happen CONSTANTLY!!!!  Someone creating a line at the gas pumps for NO GOOD REASON!

Example 1: Landscaper trailers that fill 25 gasoline containers during rush hour and then go inside to buy  coffee and donut.

Example 2: People that fill their gas tank and then leave their car at the pump while they go in to use the bathroom OR take advantage of the “12 hot dogs, drink and a bag of chips for 9-cents” special

Eample 3:  Car cleaners! (like above)

Now this is where it gets difficult….respect your elders or point out a Jagoff?????????????  Oh boy!

Because our Catholic School Guilt Training that we took in grade school will overwhelm us if we call someone’s grandma a…. well.. you know…we’re gonna do this.

Hey (INSERT GASOLINE JAGOFF TYPE HERE) despite the fact that a tank of gas on most of the vehicles is just about the same price as a Penguins’ season ticket plan, the rest of us do need fuel.  And we would like to get it sometime before our tank runs completely out while we are waiting in line.  And, as in the case above with grandma detailing the “Sunday Rambler,” we would like to get gas SOMETIME before our  automatic AARP Magazine subscription date!

If you need to take a leak, take a peak, get a lottery card, pay cash cause you lost your debit card again, grab a Ding-Dong and a coffee or get the Instant-Laxative Hot Dog Special, MOVE YOUR CAR, the classic car cruise is at the plaza down the road on Friday night, Ya Jagoff!!


Author’s Note:  We suggest you pull your car over by the sometimes-working car vacuum.  That way, if it IS working, we can POTENTIALLY have another Gasoline Station Jagoff post when someone rolls in to clean out their car right before they go pick up their boss for a ride-a-long and YOU’RE IN THE WAY!  (LOL)


Thanks to Twitter Follower @Stefanie5h and Facebook Follower Skip Brown for being today’s Honorary Jagoff Catchers!!!



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