We know why some people steal a sports car. We know why some steal a pickup truck.. to go muddin’ like their friend Brad or to hall some cargo for a day. But, why would ANYONE steal a rare, unique-looking, gas sucking, can’t-even-party-in-the-back tanker truck? Especially, when it’s on a lot.. like most lots these days.. protected by… CAMERAS!!
What happens once you get it off the lot? Meet up at a dark parking lot and say, “Hey, buddy, pssssst, over here, pssssst, need a slightly used tanker truck? Only fie-dolla!”)
Hey, happy-heisters, turn yourself in!!!!! As we offer to most stupid criminals, the writers of YaJagoff.com will represent you!! We have a plea bargain that not even the little twins wouldn’t think of.
First, tell everyone that you are consulting with a local microbrewery for a beer truck to sit with all of the new food trucks this spring. Tell the judge you were donating your revenue to a local church.
Now the ONE problem you “tanker-takers” DO have against ya is, what in THEEEEEEEE HELL do you do with a utility tanker truck now that it has made the news. Good luck hiding the tanker under your mattress or in the garage next to your grandpap’s old VW Bug, YA JAGOFFS!!!!
