Welcome to our regular Saturday feature “What Aggravates Me”
It has been brought to my attention that there are only a few weeks until we decide who will be my running mate on the Jagoff ticket. Some of you may have been holding out to see what kind of prizes we are offering before throwing your hat in the ring. You want to know what’s in it for you. Just like any other politician.
Ok, we’re not going to list all of the prizes yet, but here are a few.
Tickets to the exciting new Escape Room, Imaginarium. They have their grand opening on September 14, so you will be one of the first to enjoy this experience. We got a preview the other night. It’s intended for groups between four and ten. The more people, the better chance of solving the puzzles faster and moving on. I decided to do it myself, since I have this great brain. It’s only supposed to take about an hour. We got here last Thursday, I’m hoping to be out before the end of the weekend.
Prize number two is a nice package from The SmokeStack in Moon. One of my favorite hangouts and the site of all future cabinet meetings. I think there’s some kind of stupid new law that keeps us from giving away cigars. So I’m not saying that we are. I’m also not saying that we’re not…Am I going to make a great President or what?
The third prize for this week are tickets to the Arcade Comedy Theater, giving you yet another great night out.
These are just some of the prizes you will receive if you are named Jagoff Party VP. We have others that will be announced in the days ahead. I’m not saying what they are. Let’s just say one of them will lift your spirits…you figure it out.
Of course you will also be a guest on an upcoming YaJagoff Podcast and tape a video with me.
If you think you have what it takes to be a Jagoff VP, send an email to John@YaJagoff.com. In the subject put, “Jagoff Vice-President Contest.”
We are going to win this thing. Hillary and Trump don’t stand a chance against us Jagoffs. The best endorsement Trump could get was Chachi…frigging Chachi! Look who’s endorsing me. One of the stars of the upcoming “Million Dollar Quartet” mini-series, not to mention “Mike and Molly.”
So enter now and be part of the winning ticket.
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