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And You Thought the SMELL of McDonald’s Was Addicting


Yeah… that smell that McDonald’s pumps out of their restaurants, addicting…(wish this blog was scratch n sniff) but not quite as addicting as what Shantia Marie Dennis was allegedly passing out at an East End Pittsburgh Micky D’s.

“The way that the deals would happen is that the customer looking for heroin was instructed to go through the drive-thru and say, ‘I’d like to order a toy,’ ” wrote Mike Manko, a spokesman for the district attorney’s office, in an email. “The customer would then be told to proceed to the first window where they would be handed a Happy Meal box containing heroin.”

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Jeeeeezus…. I know how crazy impatient I get when the drive through line doesn’t move fast enough waiting for that @#$@#$ minivan that ordered a happy meal for every stick figure posted on the back of their van!  I can’t even imagine the gas-revving, honking, huffing, sighing, looking-around, what-the-hell-is-going-on-up-there-neck-stretches that a heroin would be doing.

Hey Shantia Claus…nice move.. Pittsburgh is famous on the internet thanks to you and your special gifts!

I think I see a Heroin Happy Meal diet book deal coming, call it “The Junk Food Diet” (haaa get it?  The JUNK!) how to eat 47 Big Macs and fries every day and LOSE weight.  Looks like you’re gonna have lots of time to write, Ya Jagoff!!!


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