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A Jagoff Post To Cool You Off


So what do you think THIS guy’s excuse was for not cleaning off his window?

Didn’t have a snow brush?

Had too nice of a coat on to do that standard Pittsburgh Pull-your-long-sleeve-over-your-hand-cuz-you-don’t-have-any-gloves-or-brush window cleaning maneuver?

Thought that the hot pizzas in the back seat would generate enough heat to melt the snow off of the back window?

Doesn’t actually even realize that they HAVE a back window—-they only know how to drive in a forward direction?

They’re from Morgantown, WV and, before pulling out, forgot to light the back seat of the car on fire to defrost the back window?

Interestingly enough, this is probably ALSO “that guy” that forgets to turn their headlights on before heading down the road, is a, well…….

Hey Mr. Freeze, that Batman movie stopped filming here a loooooong time ago.  While we’re sure the rest of your hide-out is adorned with ice and ice-sculptures, we don’t think the Pittsburgh Police are gonna want to hear the alibi that your car is a prop OR that you REALLY ARE “Mr. Freeze.”

Hey Snowcap, you’re making me work even harder on my new invention….a thingy where you use a car’s set of drivers’ license plate numbers as their TEXT number then you can send them messages right to a windshield heads-up display, like “Clean your windows of, Ya Jagoff!”