(I guess this is kind of a guest blog. The write-up below is completely in tact from our friend Drew’s Facebook time line. Except for the “Ya Jagoff” part but, I truly believe it was intended!)
Dear USPS delivery person,
you know that WHITE over-sized envelope you delivered to my front porch that you put in the WHITE blowing snow? Well, I would have never known it arrived if it weren’t for the fact the pizza delivery guy almost stepped on it. The pizza guy said “I wonder why they just didn’t put it between the doors?” Yeah, me too. So just one more question, that civil service test you have to take, do they give the jobs to the high scorers or low scorers… Ya Jagoffs?
Thanks to Drew P for being our Honorary Jagoff Catcher today!
Here’s the sad part… you KNOW you’re a Jag when the local Pizza Delivery kid is making more sense than you!!!