Travel Jagoffs

The ONE Sign Needed For Air Travel


Me thinks nothing else needs to be said.

Too Relaxed at the Airport


Go ahead buddy, flash those toe-jams around the airport.  Air out those feet. Nobody minds at all.  We’re not grossed out.  Just make yourself at home. We don’t need to see your corns, ingrown-toe nails and calyxes.

Oh… by the way…. this is an airport, not our living room, Ya Jagoff!




The Hotel Cart Jags



Seriously?  Oh wait… maybe you want to keep it for your kids to ride up and down the hallway on.

You can’t take a couple of minutes to return this to the lobby so that someone else can use it, Ya Jagoffs?