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Parents That Are Jagoffs

Feb 7 2013

To Snowy for School???

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In the Pittsburgh Metro Area.. we have had snow something like 15 out of the last 16 days.  Not complaining.. this is Pittsburgh.. this is what happens here.

But then it’s all over the news:  the roads are snowy and dangerous - TOO DANGEROUS for anyone to travel – so SCHOOL IS CLOSED!

So what will parents do when that happensy?

They will take off work, cuz the kids are home.  And as soon as the kids get up, the parents will go out on those SAME ROADS, and drive a carload of kids to someplace where they can tube and sled ride for 7 hours!! By the way… that is 7 hours, out in the SAME cold that was too cold for them to wait for the bus for 1o minutes in the morning!!!!

What are we doing parents????  We’re making the Pittsburgh kids SOFT and major-league “excuse makers!”

Someone stop these school delays and cancellations,  Ya JAGOFFS!

(Author Disclaimer: I had to hurry up and post this so that I could get my kids to the park for tubing!)

 

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Aug 15 2012

Ahhh..They Keys Were In The Car (Causing the GOOD BOY To Steal It)

Bunches of people tweeted, Facebooked, e-mailed, snail-mailed, texted, instant messaged, UPS’ed, FedEx’ed, smoke signaled and called through a string-and-can system to bring this story to our attention.  It couldn’t be anymore classic of a story for this blog.

Just in case you were out of town like we were or had your head “where the good Lord CRACKED you” here’s the brief synopsis.

14-year old sees unoccupied car with keys in it

Kid steals car (or thinks it’s just his to use thanks to Saint Pontiac, patron saint of automobiles)

Police chase car

Kid crashes car

Mother tells news reporters, it’s partly the car owner’s fault for leaving the keys in the car

Full story on WPXI.com

Mom goes on to say that the police should have never chased her son as he took his little ride.  She says he might have just been going for a ”joy ride!”  The one thing missing from the story was the infamous quote about how the suspect REALLY IS a “good boy!”

When we read this story, we picked up the phone, called our parents and thanked them PROFUSELY for spanking us when we were younger!!!!  We then called our 7th and 8th grade nuns and thanked them for pulling/twisting the short-hairs on the back of our neck every time we acted like.. well.. you..know.

So if ya see keys in a car THAT IS NOT YOURS it’s should be ok to take it?  What happens if ya see an unlocked front door on a house, is it O.K. to enter it, turn on the cable, pop some microwave popcorn and put your feet up, enjoy a little TV and consider the coin jar on the mantle a gift?

Oh wait, in that case, if the aisles and aisles of food in Giant Eagle are left unattended by the stock-boy, is it perfectly O.K. to grab a couple of steaks, take them to the “seasonal aisle” and set up an unattended grill with an unattended bag of charcoal briquettes and lighter fluid, cook the steaks and eat them with an unattended bag of chips for a free dinner?

Mom, we were going to suggest taking your son to church or some other nonprofit group for a little repentance.  But we’re a little concerned that, when they pass the collection basket, you’ll say, “Well, they shouldn’t have passed it in front of him and tempted him with it“ after he grabs the basket and runs out of church with a couple of hands full of money, Ya Jagoff!!!

 

Lots of people to credit for this post but let’s give a shout out to Facebook Follower Mia Dentice in Georgia for being our Honorary Jagoff Catcher today!

 

 

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Aug 13 2012

Pool + Pool Toys + Kids = Today’s Blog

This is not only a guest blog, it ends with a prize for someone!!!

Details at the end.

By  Laurie Koozer works at University of Pittsburgh and blogs over at www.yinzrreadin.com.

When summertime hits, you can find me at the pool. Neighborhood pools, wave pools, Sandcastle pools, I’m on it. Now I know that there are those among us who prefer not to swim with the rest of the community, but generally speaking I’ve always found the majority of Pittsburgh area pools to be quite pleasant and we’re really lucky to have so many.

That being said, there’s ALWAYS a couple of jagoffs.

Last year I had a run-in with such a person when a woman old enough to know better snatched the beach ball out right out of my 2yo’s hands. As my 2yo cried, the lady explained that the beach ball we were using was her granddaughter’s. I explained that it most definitely wasn’t and that even if it was she didn’t need to snatch it like that. Reluctantly, the lady gave us our ball and walked away.

A few minutes later I saw that lady and a motley crew of her fellow pool-goers heading toward us, this time with a pouty-faced nine-year-old. They demanded that I hand over the beach ball, displaying Pouty-Face front and center to work on my guilt.

Except I didn’t have any guilt because we’d taken this ball out of our very own beach bag and had been playing with it for nearly an hour!

One of the crew, a twenty-something dude wearing a shark tooth necklace, stood up on his tiptoes as if to intimidate me:  “My grandma says that’s OUR ball.”

Lucky for me, about that time I saw a lone beach ball just like ours floating in the deep end. When I pointed it out, Pouty-Face said that she’d been playing with it over there by the slide and after a polite apology they were on their way.

Later that night, I took out a Sharpie and wrote our last name on every pool toy we owned to avoid any future rumbles.

Cue last Saturday.

My kid took her watering can, some buckets and other assorted toys to the pool and we left them at our towel. Walking back from the deep end, I noticed that the kids from the towels next to us were playing with our toys. Personally, I try to keep an eye on my kids and make sure that they’re not using other kids toys, but, you know, to each their own.

I wasn’t overly upset about it but when 3yo noticed she definitely was. I told her to go over and ask the little boys for her toys back. She went over and politely asked.

The little boy said “Just a minute,” proceeded to fill up her pail with water to throw at one of his buddies and then WAILED it at my daughter.

It went wide left, but OH MY GOD, HE JUST THREW A BUCKET AT MY KID!

Even worse, the moms, who CLEARLY saw what happened, didn’t even offer up an “I’m sorry” or “You have to apologize, Johnny.” Nope, they just kept right on chatting.

Kids will be kids, I know, but the moms who acted like nothing happened and couldn’t even muster an apology?  Based on the looks of your expensive bathing suits and perfectly styled hair, I would have thought you had a little more class than that. Boy was I wrong, Ya Jagoffs!!!!

Laurie Koozer works at University of Pittsburgh and blogs over at www.yinzrreadin.com. Her novel, What Happens on Sunday, chronicles the lives and loves of 6 women during the 2005 Pittsburgh Steelers season. And you better believe that it contains the word “jagoff”!

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May 1 2012

The Pledge of Allegience – To Sit Or Not To Sit

This is an easy one.  Yes, there are huge things wrong with our country… sleazy politicians, creepy business owners, lazy government workers…BUT.. we believe these people are in the minority (that whole one bad apple thing). Most people aren’t sleazy, creepy or lazy and, despite its issues, we wouldnt want to live anywhere else.

So a Brownsville Area High Schooler refused to stand for the Pledge of Allegiance. She chose to sit. (WTAE Story HERE).  The student was disciplined and is now suing the School District. She is being supported by her parents.

WHOOAAA!!! This stuff makes us crazy.

Even if you make this NOT about honoring the country with it’s “pledge”.. the country in which you live safely and educate yourself (which seems kinda crazy) but this IS a free country.

What if we make it about students… S-T-U-D-E-N-T-S, i.e. KIDS that want to buck the rules of an organization like a school and the parents who DON’T say, “Shut the hell up. Go to school and follow the rules!  If you don’t like them, educate yourself, get some experience and work to change them WITHIN THE RULES.”  Instead, these parents say, “Let’s SUE SOMEONE!!!!!!!”

Sure, you can make the case that if, MLK hadn’t bucked the rules, our country would STILL be light years behind regarding equality.

But this is a high school student!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As a side note, the ACLU attorney has said the student was just trying to blend in and doesn’t want any attention…hard to blend in when you’re the only one sitting nd hard to NOT get any attention when you’re suing the school district on the news!

And parents, ever hear of the word “NO” or of being an actual ”parent” that teaches their kids to listen to rules and authority and that they shold work within the rules given????????????

We say, go ahead and sit down for your country’s Pledge of Allegiance.  Just be sure that, when you sit down, it’s on a plane that’s taking you to the country that you believe is a better one in which to live, Ya Jagoff!!!!!!

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Mar 23 2012

Child Stuck in Vending Machine

(This issue occurred before this site went live but it DOES deserve posting. It’s been a while since we had a Parent Jagoff posting!”)

So this 2 year-old make national news by climbing into one of those stuffed toy vending machines.  Click here if you’re a Jagoff and don’t know the story already.  Hey parent of this child, how long do you actually have to be NOT WATCHING YOUR CHILD in order for them to have enough time to get away then figure out how to crawl into a vending machine???  Are ya busy on Draw Something???????????

Get off of the DANCE REVOLUTION machine, put down the Starbucks mocha-lotta-has-a-lotta-crappalotta put down that Draw Something app, take out your headphones and learn to watch yer kid, YA JAGOFF!!

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