Really? There’s not some common sense thing that tells you you should pull parallel to the fuel pumps vs. perpendicular?
Here’s the message that was on the Instagram photo from the Monroeville GetGo:
I think I’m just gonna stay in today. Too many morons are out.
Lady, I’ve struggled with math, algebra and geometry a little myself…
Which one of these hickey-ma-jiggers, < >, is greater than? Is it the one that OPENS to the larger number or the one that POINTS to the larger number?
If the Mon Incline leaves the station at 10:02 am and has 9 passengers on it and travels at 5 mph on a chain, solve for x which = the number of passengers that have tried to walk down the side of Mount Washington.
Horizontal vs Vertical (Hint: Vertical blinds go across your window which means they should be HORIZONTAL BLINDS but we call them vertical because engineers are the same jagoffs that got A’s in your math class)
But YOUR struggle seems a little worse my Monroeville Petro Maden.
Here’s to hoping you get the parallel vs. perpendicular thingy figured out before you try to “Perpendicular Park,” Ya Jagoff.
Thanks to Tim O’Ghoul on Instgram for being our Honorary Jagoff Catcher today.
We’ve posted some self serve gas pump stories before…people that fill their car with gas and the go inside to buy snacks, use the restroom, fix their make-up, apply for a second mortgage or whatever as well as the gas pumps that don’t have the little thingies on them to hold the pump open “hands free!”
This one is not so much bad or mean as it is entertaining.
I’m more than entertained by their jagoffery synchronization of filling their gas pumps and tugging on the hose to get more length ! (Watch yourself that one!)
I wonder if they are retired synchronized swimmers????
Word has it that they also went to put air in their rear tires but stretched the hose up over the hood, roof and trunk!!!
“More hose!” (Watch yourself that one too!!)
Ladies good effort!! We don’t really see a future for a Summer Olympic event for synchronized-self-serve-salsa.
But if there was, you’d be a Gold Medal pair…..and, given YOUR talent level, then USA would have YEARS of Gold Medal Domination before China or the Rumanians could catch up to us on this one.
In the meantime, just as a reminder, that little tiny arrow thingy near the gas pump icon on your dashboard is NOT an extra turn-signal indicator…..it actually points to the side your gas cap is on. What?? Yeppir!!!!!
Thanks for the laugh and keep searching for those left-handed gas pumps, Ya Jagoffs!!
Thanks to Trish (@PGHgrlnRDU) who sent us the above pic from North Carolina!!!