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Where Did I Leave the Passenger-side Floormat?

Pittsburgh Jagoff Blog Floor mat

Being totally honest, this could be almost any one of us on a given day!!  If you can’t admit that this might have been you at one time in your life you should NOT be following this blog…LOL!!!!!

Seriously…. how many times have you left groceries, your phone, your day planner or A KID on the roof of your car? How many times have you driven some place in the Pittsburgh Winter Slush and, when you got there, you realized the belt of your winter coat had been caught in the door and had been hanging outside the car dragging all through the salt/snow/cinder/mud mix?????

Even MORE funny is, if this would have been us….. and some other driver pulled up next to us pointing at the back of our car, we probably would have flipped him off, called him a Jagoff and sped on down the road…and considering them as a Jagoff blog post…NOT knowing that the other driver was actually trying to help us.

We’re guessing that this guy was at one of those coin-operated thingies where you put your quarters in an then totally PANIC trying to FRANTICALLY wash your car in the specific allotted time and end up with purple bubbles going all over the place squeezing out of its metal holder. Maybe the panic continued and they forgot the ol’ floor mat.

Sir/mam, we have to give you credit because at least you didn’t drive away and  leave the floor mats laying back at the place near the suck-everything-so-be-careful-around-the-dog car wash vacuums!!!!

In the meantime, you DID leave your car mats hanging on your back window wiper.. AND were caught driving down the road with it STILL hanging there.  Therefore, we must say to you (again with compassion)… as you’re driving, you might want to take a look down at the CONTEXT CLUES… the carpeting you see is very clean and THAT’S because you’ve had it covered up by the floor mats.  And.. that loud flapping noise that you keep turning up your radio volume for is not the car behind you… it’s your floormats…. (said with compassion), Ya Jagoff!!

 

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