This box of … not just pizza.. Fiori’s pizza, was sitting on top of the mailboxes when I got home. It made me hungry for a Fiori’s pizza but I did not take it.
An hour later, the pizza was STILL there. Clearly it missed it’s intended recipient. I wanted to take it, but I didn’t. I didn’t want to be that jagoff despite being hungry, like REALLY hungry, for a Fiori’s pizza now.
This morning, the pizza is still there. Would you have taken the pizza after an hour?
John is a Partner at YaJagoff Media, LLC.
