They’re everywhere. They’re made so that you don’t have to touch yucky faucet handles. They’re awesome… WHEN THEY WORK!
It’s kinda like squeezing the plastic ketchup bottle and just getting sputters. You wave your hands under the faucet.. no soap. You lean your body into the faucet a little more, get a little closer to the infrared spot.. no soap. You wonder what you could possibly be doing wrong.. and move to the next sink with a 50/50 chance that you’ll get soap and, when you do, there’s definitely not enough soap to WORSH your hands appropriately, i.e. singing “Happy Birthday” twice.
Gasoline pumps have TVs and prompt us to get carwashes.. can we please get these faucets to give us some soap, YaJagoffs?
John is a Partner at YaJagoff Media, LLC.
