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The Ultimate Fort Pitt Bridge Jagoff!!!

Rachael Rennebeck

 

We finally caught one in the act.  Had this envisioned when we started this blog site.  This used to always tick us off.  Now, we’re not on the Parkway too much at evening rush hour, headed to the Fort Pitt Bridge but we were Jaggy-on-the-Spot for this one.

If you’ve been there, you know what we mean.  Traffic is lined up from the Fort Pitt Bridge approach all the way to the Oakland exit… what seems like 901 miles. EXCEPT for the right lane that heads to the north side.  You can get in that lane and head to the west suburbs passing all of the UNFORTUNATOS headed up to the bridge.  UNTIL………………………………………………………………..someone goes down the right hand lane, all the way to the merge point and then puts their left turn signal on to nudge in…..BLOCKING THE ENTIRE RIGHT LANE FROM GETTING HOME!!!

WOW! The things ya see when you’re not driving your bulldozer!!!

If there was ever a need for one of those creepy, unshaven, talk-to-themselves, cigarette-filter-smoking dangerous-intersection flower saleman, it’s right here!!!  We could deputize him and have them write tickets every Monday thru Friday from 4pm-6pm and, there would be enough money to pay off the North Shore Connector in 2 years!

Hey “Red Solo Truck” driver (we think we used that one before but its  good one), first, nobody is supposed to drive a truck and have it THAT clean.  But wait, look at those sissy tires!  Who drives a truck with tires like that?  Did you borrow those from your wife’s 1978 VW Beetle???

We don’t care if you have a fructose-lactose-grease intolerance and you’re trying to rush home to a bathroom after eating your way thru the Peace, Love and Little Donuts, Klavon’s and Primanti’s in the Strip District, MOVE YOUR TRUCK!!  There’s more than one way to get home so take the open lane and get that zero-testosterone truck, out of our way Ya Jagoff!!!

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Rachael Rennebeck is a Pittsburgh jagoff (the term of endearment version of jagoff of course) who cofounded YaJagoff Media, LLC. With decades of experience eating, drinking, shopping, living, and being among yinzers, we birthed the Pittsburgh-centric company encompassing all things related to the 412, oh, and the 724.

9 thoughts on “The Ultimate Fort Pitt Bridge Jagoff!!!”

  1. Or one of you jagoffs could just let him over??? Does that EVER occur to anyone in this freaking town? Would it kill you or bring an end to civilization as we know it, if you people just drove a little friendlier?

  2. Or one of you jagoffs could just let him over??? Does that EVER occur to anyone in this freaking town? Would it kill you or bring an end to civilization as we know it, if you people just drove a little friendlier?

    • Lisa.. you hav a point.. someone should let him over.. if he would have tried that about 1/4 mile back. But no! He drove all the way up the side and THEN jacked everyone on purpose.

  3. Seriously! You dudes took off my comment? LOL …. Jagoff Catcher – in that case, he is a jagoff, but someone still should have let him in, just to get rid of him. And I would still like to see better manners on the roads in this town. Pittsburgh is a great great place with great people, it’s a shame that people have to act so terrible once they get in their cars. We’re supposed to be adults, we shouldn’t need signs that say “merge – take turns.”

  4. Dudes! You deleted my comment? LOL … Jagoff Catcher, ok, you’re right, he is a jagoff for doing that. However, somebody should still let him in just to get rid of him. I’d still like to see better manners on the road in our city. Pittsburgh completely rocks and people are super nice, but I’ve had too many encounters will less than civil behavior. I’d love to see the city turn that around.

    • sorry.. don’t recall deleting your comment…not sure what the hell happened.. sorry..we don’t delete anything unless someone says bad things about our moms. LOL.. sorry.

  5. Lisa, The only ones with bad manners are those who have no regards for other drivers. They are the ones who are pictured in posts like these, cutting other drivers off because they don’t think they should deserve to wait in line with everyone else.

    They are also the ones who eventually cause a traffic accident that ties up the rest of us for hours because they had no patience.

    Excuse me if I have no sympathy for them and fly the single-finger salute when they cut me off.

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