There’s always THAT person at work. The one who treats Post-it Notes like they’re official surgeon general warnings.
Instead of just talking to you like a normal human being, they leave tiny fluorescent notes everywhere.
“Please refill copier paper.”
“Whoever burned popcorn… AGAIN.”
“Dirty dishes don’t magically clean themselves… your mom doesn’t work here.)”
Meanwhile, this jagoff’s entire desk looks like a Giant Eagle Fuel Perks receipt folder exploded. Yellow notes on the monitor. Pink notes on the phone. One stuck to their coffee mug reminding themselves they have a meeting in 4 minutes. We know who you are…. we see you in the supply room gathering new post-it notes every other day.
Stop lurking with your lil’ tablets, Ya Jagoff!
John is a Partner at YaJagoff Media, LLC.
