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Sooooo…Hope Ya Have Your Skinny Jeans On!

Unless Mr. Pipecleaner parked the car on the right, we’re thinking the driver of the car on the left needs to be reminded that those white painted thingies on the surface of the parking are more than just parallel line segments created by the local middle school kids on a recent ”geometry-in-action” field trip. (As a geometry refresher, they would be called ”rays” if they had arrows on one end.)

Oh wait.. maybe the driver on the right is a living, breathing COAT HANGER and parked AFTER the driver on the left and had no problemo getting out of their car!!!!

What one MIGHT do in this situation is CONSIDER denting the van door with a hefty kick of the heel of a work boot.  But that would make YOU a jagoff too.

So here is our alternative: we would take a picture of the car as was done here.  We would email the photo to us THEN  we would leave one of our parking notes (see below) ON the car letting the driver know that they were about to be FAMOUS!!!

See that?  We are better than a blood pressure pill!!!

Hey Slim-Jim (haaaaa like that one??)…. seriously?  You’re parked soooo close to the car on the right that, if your car was a dog, we’d be throwing cold water on it!  After you parked, were you actually able to reach out your passenger side window and grab the loose change outta the car on the right?

Thanks to your head-up-your-ARSE parking method, unless the driver has their skinny jeans on, with 2 pair of SPANX underneath, has been on a hunger strike for the last 1,201 days and is the new Transformer character named “Hanger,” ain’t NOBODY getting in that car on the right, Ya Jagoff!!!

 Thanks to Instagram Follower, @Jaylena321 , for being our Honorary Jagoff Catcher today!

Click the pic below to print of your very own Ya Jagoff Parking Tags.


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