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Some Dumb Criminal Jagoffery Starring a Terrible Towel

Man faces retail theft charge for taking 25 Terrible Towels from local Giant Eagle, court docs say

My man!  How perfect is it that this guy has a custom theme song for his jagoffery.  The guy ALLEGEDLY stole 25 Terrible Towels from a Cranberry Giant Eagle right around the time that we were preparing our Buff-Chick Dip for the Ravens/Steelers game. See story WPXI.com.

Who steals Terrible Towels? Especially THIS Steelers season?  But wait! Even if you sold the 25 Terrible Towels to the most rabid fans in the middle of a tailgate, what would you get $20 cash?  And doing the math of 25 towels…. that ain’t no big pay day.

Dude, the jig is INDEED up and they found you, renegade! Too bad you won’t have a terrible towel fanbase at the jail to welcome you… kind of like when Billy Gardell pumps up the crowd twirling a towel just as the team runs outta the tunnel…. Ya Jagoff!

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