This is a repost from last year BUT has real meaning cuz these gas pump questions are getting RIDICULOUS!!!
When I’m getting gas, I’m usually in a hurry…either to get to an appointment or to get home.. either way, BOTH are places that I told people I’d be home 20 minutes ago! Then, I get stuck with a gas pump that asks more questions than a 9 year-old asking about Santa Clause:
- Do you have a fuel card? Yes or No
- Do you want to use your points? Yes or No
- Credit or Debit? Yes or No
- Do you want to purchase windshield washer fluid?
- Do you want a car wash? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
This is more questions than an SAT Test?!!!!!!!!
I just want gas, YA JAGOFFS!
Rachael Rennebeck is a Pittsburgh jagoff (the term of endearment version of jagoff of course) who cofounded YaJagoff Media, LLC. With decades of experience eating, drinking, shopping, living, and being among yinzers, we birthed the Pittsburgh-centric company encompassing all things related to the 412, oh, and the 724.
how about when you pre pay for gas its 20 degrees and windy outside you start pumping the gas and they slow it down i freakin paid for it stop it at the amount i gave you not before
You forgot to choose your grade…of gas. This is my personal favorite. I’ve selected,pressed,pushed,pulled,slid and clicked. But I forgot to choose. So I’m standing beside my car with the nozzle in the tank, looking around, only to discover that no gas is flowing into my car. This is demoralizing. Defeat at the hands of what resembles an alien from an old Dr. Who episode. (sigh)
LMAO.. yep.. you’re RIGHT!!! that’s too funny that you were waiting..LOL