Ridiculous gas pumps. This is a repost from my book, “Above the Fries.” And it’s a re-post because fueling up is STILL taking way to long!
When I’m getting gas, I’m ALWAYS in a hurry…either to get to an appointment or to get home.. either way, BOTH are places that I told people I’d be home 20 minutes ago! Then, I get stuck with a gas pump that asks more questions than a 9 year-old asking about Santa Claus:
- Do you have a fuel card? Yes or No
- Do you want to use your points? Yes or No
- Credit or Debit? Yes or No
- Do you want to purchase windshield washer fluid?
- Do you want a car wash? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
This is more questions than an SAT Test?!!!!!!!!
I just want gas, YA JAGOFFS!