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Pirates Opening Day – 2015


Well….it’s here!  And despite working out, i.e: yoga, tabida, practicing sucking nacho cheese off of my fingers…  trying to take care of myself during the pre-season , I have a @#$#ing head cold!

I have searched the PNC Park website to see if I can take in a ShopVac vacuum.  It seems to be the only way that I can keep my sinuses clear.  And, despite what it looks like when I use it, its not all that uncomfortable  when I stick the thing up my nasal passages.

Either way, we’re headed to the game (Thanks Alka Seltzer Cold Medicine.)  We’re playing the Detroit Tigers…”Pirates and Tigers and BEERS, oh my!”

In the meantime, feel free add comments below on other ways to not be an Opening Day Jagoff.