SCENARIO: You hike the dirty laundry down to the basement washing machine.
After 45-minutes of washing and 20-minutes of drying…it is time to take the clean laundry back to where it started and, BOOM! There’s a dirty dark sock that I dropped on the way to the washer! You sneaky little @#$%! Staring at me… laughing at me… just laying their like a slug where you have been the entire time I was doing the rest of the laundry and other work around the house.
Hey sock, do you have to lay there and eyeball me? Why couldn’t you have just thrown yourself out in the middle of the road like the other single socks do so that I wouldn’t have even known you were missing, Ya Jagoff?
John is a Partner at YaJagoff Media, LLC.
