January 12, 2011
Monty and Zeke on Y-108FM announce “Kenny Chesney coming to Pittsburgh on July 2, 2011 at Heinz Field!”
Becky and Bucky (fake names/not related) – Scream and yell, almost wreck their cars on the way to work “I gotta work extra to get some $$ for the tickets!!!!”
April 13, 2011
Monty and Zeke on Y-108FM announce to make sure you get your “Send Me Back Stage” t-shirts for the July Kenny Chesney Concert!
Becky and Bucky (fake names/not related) – “Holy crap, I have to get me one of those so that I can meet Kiiiiiiny!”
June 29, 2011
Monty and Zeke on Y-108FM “Ya gotta be at Tiki Town all day at the Kenny Chesney Concert. Gonna ba a great time!”
Becky and Bucky (fake names/not related) – “Damn, we gotta get 378 cases of beer, margarita mixes, wine, mojito mixes, Parma hot sausage, and Mancini Bread, 8 coolers, nacho cheese dip and strawberry-and-pretzel-cream-cheese desert and 4 grills, suntan lotion, my Steelers corn-hole game and rent an RV so that we can party all god d@#$# day at Heinz Field!”
July 2, 2011 8:15pm
Heinz Field Announcer “Ladies and gentleman, pleeeease welcome Kenny Chesney!!!!!”
Becky and Bucky (fake names/not related) – (in unison) “Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz”
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The best part about these photos are the BFF’s that are helping their friend? NOPE, they are taking photos on their cell phones!!!!! Haaaaa.. haaaaaaa!
(EVERYONE SING)
“All day long just takin it easy
Layin in the STADIUM CHAIR where it’s nice and breezy.
Sleepin off the night before
Cause when the sun goes down, we’ll be back for more.”
Okay, that was good but I DIDN’T hear Becky and Bucky! They’re STILL sleepin’ off the NIGHT BEFORE!
Becky, Bucky (not your REAL names I hope) Look at these photos as your friends teaching you a lesson through a newly approved Behavioral Change Methodology Phone App called, TPE (Total Public Embarrassment).
Suggestion: the next time you pay $100 for a concert ticket, spend a week’s worth of pay on Doritos and Eat ‘n Park cookies, pay $125 to park and get up early to party all day at a tailgate, say “no” to that SECOND glass of beer, YA JAGOFFS!
(I guess the GOOD news is they weren’t standing in front of everyone, spillin’ beer yellin, “Woooo–hooooo” and fist pumping all night.)
Special “THANKS” to Honorary Jagoff Catchers Beth W of Natrona Heights and Twitter Follower Mr_Ski_pgh for their FINE, FINE work!
NOTE: Be sure to pass this link along. Maybe we’ll get lucky and Becky and Bucky (not real names) will see themselves on the internet!!!
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Rachael Rennebeck is a Pittsburgh jagoff (the term of endearment version of jagoff of course) who cofounded YaJagoff Media, LLC. With decades of experience eating, drinking, shopping, living, and being among yinzers, we birthed the Pittsburgh-centric company encompassing all things related to the 412, oh, and the 724.
