Police said they received multiple calls from customers at a strip mall next to a guy’s home that reported seeing a man walking around the yard without clothing. Police said they found the lounging in his backyard naked. The issue is, the guy’s yard is in open view of a strip mall. A neighbor has supposABLY complained to this guy multiple times about taking his trash out while naked. See full story TribLive.com.
According to the article, the guy is 64 years old and just wanted to “try this out” when the police talked to him.
Guy…. put you’re clothes on. Nobody wants to see your stuff! You’ve completely changed the definition of a “strip” mall and nobody likes it! In the meantime, hoping you used a lot of sunscreen on your sensitive parts like your nose and feet, YaJagoff!
