It’s cold and miserable out. Snow, ice, wind chill factors.
It’s windy when I go to the gas tank and all I want is GAS but… noooooooooooooo… gotta complete the questions first! What type of card? Do I want to order a hot dog? Do I have a perks number? But the question of a car wash on a day.. right now… when the gas station’s car wash isn’t even open???
Gas station peeps… there are high-tech, gas pumps that talk to me, show me Jimmy Fallon videos. and allow me to tap my card.. don’t even have to swipe.
So… why can’t your new pumps know when the weather looks like @#$@%@ or is too cold for me to stand their and answer unnecessary questions…. YaJagoffs?
John is a Partner at YaJagoff Media, LLC.
