If you’re new here, you may need to click here to understand why we call these #PeterParkers. The definition certainly fits for this driver. Here’s the message that we got with this photo from Virginia:
I already sent it to a cop friend and we were trying to figure out how many violations it was.
I guess when ya go to a convenience store, you want convenient parking… no matter who you’re being a jagoff too. “I just need a green tea and a bag of chips, I’ll be real quick!” or “I just need to play the number real quick!” Which of course is a lie because there isn’t lottery player in the world that “plays a number real quick!”
Ahhh…can I have 5-5-1, straight and boxed and then give me 7-9-1 for $20 and then I had a dream about a green car so then why don’t ya gimme 8-0-3, blah-blah-blah!”
What should be the punishment here? Maybe that’s where we let you decide. But, we might have to recommend our old stand-by. Make the parking lot lines opposite guillotines. If you park across one, the store clerk can hit a button that triggers a blade to come up out of the ground, suddenly, and cut the car in half! Haaa.. imagine how many people would park normal.
Park your car like everyone else… YaJagoff!!
Rachael Rennebeck is a Pittsburgh jagoff (the term of endearment version of jagoff of course) who cofounded YaJagoff Media, LLC. With decades of experience eating, drinking, shopping, living, and being among yinzers, we birthed the Pittsburgh-centric company encompassing all things related to the 412, oh, and the 724.
