All that I know is that this parking sitch is ALMOST perfect except for the complete lack of consideration for everyone else… unless of course, this is some kind of huge spider web, made by a spider with a protractor, and it gobbled up the car by accident.
Learn how to park before we sentence you to parallel parking with a manual transmission, with an overly full bladder with an electrical wire attached to your Underoos on Pittsburgh’s famous Sycamore Street, Ya Jagoff!!
Thanks to our good friend MaryMac of Mary Mac Bakehouse for being our Honorary Jagoff Catcher
