Welllllll now! Don’t we have a unique #PeterParkers pic here. You can’t tell because our Jagoff-estrator automatically blocked out the license plate, but the vehicle is actually an Indiana (state of) government vehicle.
Here’s what was posted with the pic on Instagram:
This is what cyclists call “a d— move.” There is clearly space behind the white SUV.
Hey, the way I see it, bicycles are always being modified for better safety and performance but, I’m pretty sure there ain’t one, yet, that is designed to look like a pick-up truck! Oh wait.. maybe that’s a bike DRESSED as a pickup truck for Halloween? If so, is that the standard “pick-up truck” costume or is that the “sexy pick-up truck” version? (because you know all costumes have a “sexy” version these days.)
Well, Gary-the-Government-Gopher-In-A-Pickup, the bottom line is, your truck should not have been squeezed into that little bike lane. And since ya don’t seem to know how to read signs, here’s a pictorial reference as to what we mean…
Some things, like your pick-up, just aren’t supposed to go in certain spaces, like bike lanes, YaJagoff!
Thanks to @FitzpatrickJohnB from Indiana for being our Honorary Jagoff Catcher today.
Rachael Rennebeck is a Pittsburgh jagoff (the term of endearment version of jagoff of course) who cofounded YaJagoff Media, LLC. With decades of experience eating, drinking, shopping, living, and being among yinzers, we birthed the Pittsburgh-centric company encompassing all things related to the 412, oh, and the 724.
