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Aaaaand in Comes Fayette County

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So, just as I’m sitting there thinking how proud of myself I am for driving almost the entire Ohio Turnpike yesterday and passing EVERY opportunity for a MickyD’s burger and fries, I realize….I ain’t got nothing to post on the blog for tomorrow (today).

Then, in walks Fayette County into my news updates.  That County is as regular as my Uncle on dates, prunes and bran muffins for blog material.

Excerpt from Post-Gazette

State police in Uniontown have charged a 45-year-old Point Marion man with hurling a vanity license plate, with the word “Jesus” on it, at his 47-year-old brother last month during a domestic dispute.

Full article here.

The brother was left with a “severe laceration” and had to be treated by EMS according to KDKA-TV.

The obvious question… did the brother hand the license plate back, after being hit by it, and turn the other cheek or are these 2 guys those “selective religious” peeps that only use the rules when it’s convenient?  Like the rule that says “Thou shalt embed the Word of Jesus into they brother’s brain…litterally.

Our SJU (Special Jagoff Unit – Fayette Bureau) suggests that the brothers could have a history of making a few license plates in their day, if ya know what I mean.  In addition, there is rumor that they will be sentenced to something as close to capital punishment as you can get for a simple assault charge, 10 years of driving around with a COEXIST bumper sticker on the fronts AND backs of their cars, bikes, quads, razor scooters or big wheels… whatever they use to cruise the town of Point Marion.

Hey, BTTTLP (Brother that threw the license plate), next time, learn something from everyone’s favorite TV adjudicator, Judge Judy, and “throw” the book at your brother!  It thumps the head harder and leaves almost no bruises.  (Just ask my 8th grade nun Sister Anecita…as a woman of God, she was an expert at throwing books at heads.)

Seems like this is gonna make the gag secret Santa gifts fun this year. You’re getting all NERF toys, YaJagoffs!

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