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A “Magic Mike” Reject Caught Shopping


We had all plans of taking off today for the 4th.  Time to be with family and time to think about the nurses, doctors, techs, public safety professionals, EMS professionals, public transit drivers that are all working today on our behalf!

But.. and we use that term LOOSELY for this post…BUT… this pic came in over the Twitter feed and we said, this is worth delaying the new potato salad recipe!!!

This is the tweet that accompanied the picture:

Man in front of me at Dollar General has hole in his pants. May be wearing a thong?

Haaaaa.. wait!  OK to go “commando” as long as you check your “jorts” (jean shorts) for LEAKS!  Especially if you’re gonna be in close proximity to other people like STANDING IN LINE AT THE GROCERY STORE FULL OF HOLIDAY SHOPPERS!!!!

By the way, if you search the definition of “jorts” on the internet, many things come up including:

Jean shorts, occasionally called “jorts”, are a garment worn by women or men that covers the pelvic area, the buttocks, and… (Full info here)

This guy, missed the whole “covers the buttocks” part!!!  FYI, this photo was taken in the Chicora area which, given the kind of racey attire going on in that town as apparent by this pic, should be renamed as Bow-Chicky-Chicora-Bow-Bow!!!

Let’s make it clear, this is not a bullying post or a post about someone who cannot afford great clothes, this is a post about a guy’s ARSE hanging outta his pants for no good reason!!

Wait, maybe we could start a new book series, “50 Shades of Jagoffery” and the opening line would be, “There he was, just showing a patch of hairy-arse skin thru his JORTS!” Just doesn’t seem to work!

Hey Magic-Mike-Reject… even the kids who wear their pants down around their crack know to put on some kind of undies.  Pallllllleeeeeeeeeeezzzzzeeeee put on some der-wear the next time you go out in public!!!!  And, incase you need a refresher on how to put them on, the yellow stains go in the front and the tractor-trailer-type skid marks go in the back, Ya Jagoff!

Thanks to  @TeenyC87 for being our Honorary Jagoff Catcher of this 4th of July Holiday!

IMPORTANT!!!!  Go see our “Where In The World Is a Don’t Be A Jagoff T-shirt” page on the site.

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Happy Fourth of July!!!

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