Driving Jagoffs

CURBy Puckett Driving?


The Instagram message with this photo was:

Apparently there wasn’t enough room to turn.

Haaa…. imagine the sound that made?  Probably sounded just like it did when Christopher Columbus suddenly ran aground on to Plymouth Rock.

I wonder if the driver said, “Jeeeeezus H. Kaaaaryste they gotta fix these potholes!”  Also wondering if their wisdom teeth shook outta their gums as the second tire went over the bump.  Either way, this driver’s trying to… (wait for it).… curb their enthusiasm for driving!!  (My apologies for that)

Yesssss…I know, Christopher Columbus didn’t hit ground at Plymouth Rock but… but he didn’t know that he didn’t either! And this driver, just as disoriented as the sailing Christopher Columbus only HE had an entire ocean and no maps.  This driver?  Had 20 feet to navigate and couldn’t figure out a clear pathway.

Hey CURBy Puckett, looks like you better head back to big-rig school and refresh:  when you’re driving something THAT looooooong, ya gotta remember to swing waaaaaaaaay out the left before ya turn right, Ya Jagoff!


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Is This Car Yoga?


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Talk about a relaxing drive … is this one of those new La-Z-Boy luxury vehicles?

Someone on Facebook asked, “How is this even possible?”  However, the question is, what is actually happening here?  Is this a haircut and blow-dry situation?  If the driver was barefoot, I’d say maybe they were trying to see a splinter or a thorn in the bottom of their foot.

Currently, our SJU (Special Jagoffs Unit) is investigating the Sewickley area, kind of the area where this photo was taken, to see if there are any new Drive Thru Toe Wash businesses and, if so, what the hot wax option gets ya.

All that I know is, if there’s a head on crash, the driver’s ankle AND knee are going to be in their ear.. which makes for an odd thing to use the Jaws of Life on.

Hey Amy-ankle….remember, the announcements at the Tunderbolt?  “Keep your arms and legs BEHIND the yellow line and INSIDE THE CAR at all times, Ya Jagoff!


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The Parking Lot “Scatter Drill”



You’ve been there… after a hockey game, after a Steelers game, Pitt Game, Pirates game and even after church!

ESPECIALLY church!!  All of those nice, sweet ol’ people that just said an hour of prayers… they get in their cars and become CRAZEEEEEEEEE Jagoffs as they try to beat each other to the last open table for post-church brunch at Eat n Park !

And after a big sports event.. everyone thinks they have the “special short cut” that allows them to get 2 cars FURTHER AHEAD than if they would have simply gotten in the line, like everyone else, as they pulled out of their parking spot.  Nope.. they have to zig-zag between cars and and make their OWN lanes!!!

Of course, sometimes there IS that driver that FORCES other drivers to make their own lane as they sit and sit and sit and sit….. while they let, what seems to be, the entire Steelers Fan Base in front of them because they are afraid to edge their car forward!

This ain’t Kennywood BUMPER CARS!  Some of you probably STILL don’t know how to back up… (HINT: it’s NOT by turning the steering wheel all the way to the RIGHT!)

Anyone ever heard of patience… taking your turn… or COURTESY, Ya Jagoffs??????

Thanks to @brookePGH from Twitter for being our Honorary Jagoff Catcher today!