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Walking Jagoffery

YaJagoff Podcast Walker

You’ve seen these before.. walking Jagoffs.  They come in various shapes and sitches (which means “situations” in cool-kids talk from what I hear).

Walking Jagoffs #1: Walk down a street despite the fact that there is a fully accommodating, capable, available sidewalk.

Walking Jagoffs #2: Walk down a street or cross in a crosswalk in front of our car, texting and walking slower than a turtle comedian trying to overemphasize how slow turtles walk.

Walking Jagoffs #3: The person in a shopping center parking lot that you considerately give the “Royal Wave” to cross in front of your car and then they walk diagonally to their destination vs. walking a straight line to cross in front of you, getting past the front of your car, and THEN turning toward their destination.

Walking Jagoffs #4: People that you let cross in front of your car and then they do that, “I’m making it look like I’m running but I’m not really running” routine.

Walking Jagoffs #5: People that you let cross in front of you but don’t acknowledge a “Thanks.”

OK Teej-the-trudging-texter get on the sidewalk before a car creeps up on ya and beeps a horn making you SHART in your paradise pants, Ya Jagoffs!

Special thanks to our “walking model” today. TJ.. star of one of the Rohrich Automotive Group #DrivingPositivity campaign. Go see his funny jagoff-walking video on IG @TomKatt21. It’s worth it!

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