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Two Old Obnoxious Guys In A Bar


Tuesday night I was eating a late dinner by myself at an out of town Outback. Since I was by myself, I chose to eat at the bar. Much to my dismay, there were two older guys, pictured above, sitting at the bar trying to be “those two funny older guys at a bar”

You know the type…. they have loud conversations between themselves, making jokes, so that everyone will look over at them and acknowledge their WHACKYNESS witha a laugh or a “those guys are crazy” kind of comment.

What they don’t realize, is that they are obnoxious and everyone in the bar would probably offer to buy them drinks so that they both pass out and shut up!

In my lonely boredom, I chose to tweet the comments that these guys were making, especially to the female bartender, who by the way, was just as sick of them as the rest of us around the bar. As I tweeted more and more with the hashtag #TwoObnoxiousOldGuysAtBar, more people started to jump in on the twitter feed. I was no longer bored and even had to order another unwanted beer just so I could sit at the bar and tweet the Jagoffery of Willy Lowman and his wannabee buddy.

Not all tweets are below but I’ve tried to recapture the fun.  I have to tell ya, the twitter-er-ers that got involved made my night!

Here’s the summary:

 

 

The Tweeting was on!

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To which this response came.

 

 

 

NOTE: If I would have done that, I would have been unconscious on the floor within 20 minutes.

 

 

At this point, ____sends me the tweet below with the Saturday Night Live Czeck Brothers

 

 

I felt like I had enough of food, beer and THESE GUYS but I got this tweet,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This thing went on for 45 minutes! The bartender said those two guys had been there for 4 hours! The next day, this is the tweet that I got from the bartender..

Funny thing.. some Twitter-er-ers like @poycer and @spode411 got in on the conversation late and starting retweeting the conversation all over again after I was long gone.

Hey.. Willy Lowman and Sidekick, please go get a radio show on some AM radio station or get your Whacky Morning Show Wannabee jokes out on a podcast or something because, an entire bar was dying to tell the two of you to SHUT THE HELL UP, Ya Jagoffs!!!  (But thanks for the entertainment!)

 

 

 

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