So this is an easy one. Not JUST because I’m a Penguins Fan and a “homer.”
Trevvvvvy Babeeee, so ya get yer shot at the NHL at the ripe young age of 32.
You FINALLY get a chance to ride on the big-boy airplanes, stay in a hotel that doesn’t have rotary phones AND drink beer with legal-aged team mates that AREN’T callin’ ya GRANDPAP!!!
Well, you got PART of the job right,
1) yer standing in in the runway
2) with a uniform on
3) and yer yelling
Problem is, ya SHOULD be shucking WIENERS or ICE CREAM.
Maybe the NEXT time you get yer shot at being a pro hockey player the Human Society can give ya a free DISTEMPER shot just before the game, YA JAGOFF!!!
(BTW, do all the taunting ya want. Yer 32 with 32 whole games played in the big-boy NHL. The guy you were taunting – he’s only 22 and ALREADY has 14 games in the NHL. Guess how many HE will have when HE’S 32? Wait, that’s math, you probably have NO idea! )
Rachael Rennebeck is a Pittsburgh jagoff (the term of endearment version of jagoff of course) who cofounded YaJagoff Media, LLC. With decades of experience eating, drinking, shopping, living, and being among yinzers, we birthed the Pittsburgh-centric company encompassing all things related to the 412, oh, and the 724.
Loving the jagoff series bud! Keep it going!!